A memoir. A wake-up call. A movement.
HEY DUMB ASS — LISTEN UP!
YOU MAY BE WALKING AROUND WITH CANCER IN YOUR PANTS!
The Cancer Journey of Bobby Rocket — Just May Be What The Doctor Ordered!
The Wake-Up Call
Guys ignore this stuff. That's the whole problem.
Urinary changes. Blood. Pain. Retention. Most men wave it off — embarrassed, busy, scared, or just betting it'll go away on its own.
This book, and this site, aren't here to diagnose you. They're here to make sure you don't talk yourself out of finding out.
Nothing here tells you what you have. It tells you to go find out.
Meet Bobby Rocket
3.5 years. No sign of the demon. Still loud about it.
Robert "Bobby Rocket" Singerman is a father, grandfather, great-grandfather, musician, storyteller, and — as of July 2019 — a man who found out the hard way what his body had been trying to tell him.
Bobby's diagnosis, in his own words and from his own chart: Stage 4 bladder cancer and Stage 3 prostate cancer. What follows in the book is his personal treatment journey, not a protocol for anyone else to follow.
This is his history, told exactly like he'd tell it to your face.
They Want You Here
The people who carried him. The reason he stayed.
Barbee. Missy. Nandor. The friends who showed up when it counted. Faith that held when nothing else did.
This section is about the why underneath all the why-the-fuck: the people in your life who want you here, whether or not you've told them what's going on.
Four lines. Steal them.
Welcome to Dumb Ass Nation™
You read the story. Now help another man say yes.
Dumb Ass Nation is the community forming around this book — men (and the people who love them) who'd rather laugh their way to a checkup than avoid one out of pride.
This corner of the site will grow. For now, consider this the front door.
These are directions we're building toward — not live programs yet, and not a registered charity or fixed donation structure at this time.
So... You Finished the Fucking Book
Now what? Start here.
This whole section grows over time — consider these the first shelves in the room.
Helpful Links
Curated resources on screening, symptoms, and finding care — coming soon.
Feed Your Hungry Heart
Bobby's picks for whatever's feeding you right now — coming soon.
Bobby's Worship & Music Selections
The songs that got him through it — coming soon.
Sound, Stillness & Bobby's Personal Practices
What Bobby actually does to find quiet. Personal practice, not a treatment claim — coming soon.
Be Still: Meditating with the Spirit — by Josh
A companion reflection from Bobby's son, Josh. A journey into the quiet where God speaks — scripture, neuroscience, and contemplative practice woven into a daily rhythm of stillness. Available now.
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Where the next dumb ass tells his own story — coming soon.
This website and the book it accompanies share Bobby's personal experience, recollections, and treatment history. They are not medical advice, a diagnosis, or a treatment plan.
Nothing on this site — including anything described under Sound, Stillness & Bobby's Personal Practices — is a proven cancer treatment. If something here resonates, the next right step is a conversation with a qualified healthcare professional, not a substitute for one.
They want you here.
Say yes.
Know first. Decide second.
Don't be a dumb ass. Get checked.
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